Word of the day! Fresh! Fresh! Fresh!: Crassulent

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Crassulent

CRASSULENT

-adj.
Very fat, overweight, obscenely obese

The doctor's verdict was clear,
The animal declared crassulent
- Much to her horror and denial -
And condemned to dieting inferno.

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