Saturday, 7 March 2009




1. (in folklore) a female marine creature, having the head, torso, and arms of a woman and the tail of a fish.
2. a highly skilled female swimmer.

The mermaid came up in rashes
(The poor thing, didn’t she feel raw!)
So she went to see a specialist.

He was a little off but kind
(He liked the idea of sushi with tits)
Turned out she was allergic to fish!


Dina said...

Your last week's worth of poems and pictures are breathtaking as usual, but this one is downright funny!

Leatherdykeuk said...

Tuna, anyone?