Saturday, 7 March 2009

Mermaid

MERMAID

–noun

1. (in folklore) a female marine creature, having the head, torso, and arms of a woman and the tail of a fish.
2. a highly skilled female swimmer.



The mermaid came up in rashes
(The poor thing, didn’t she feel raw!)
So she went to see a specialist.

He was a little off but kind
(He liked the idea of sushi with tits)
Turned out she was allergic to fish!

2 comments:

Dina said...

Your last week's worth of poems and pictures are breathtaking as usual, but this one is downright funny!

Leatherdykeuk said...

Excellent!
Tuna, anyone?