1. (in folklore) a female marine creature, having the head, torso, and arms of a woman and the tail of a fish.
2. a highly skilled female swimmer.
The mermaid came up in rashes
(The poor thing, didn’t she feel raw!)
So she went to see a specialist.
He was a little off but kind
(He liked the idea of sushi with tits)
Turned out she was allergic to fish!