1.A type of savoury cake, typically flat and round, made from batter and yeast, containing many small holes, cooked on a griddle or the like and served toasted, usually with butter.
2.(UK, slang) A person considered sexually desirable.
On the mysteries of kitchen lore:
Making crumpets had proven more difficult
Than their namesakes had led him to believe.
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